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| Tuesday, November 13th, 2029: Idiot Baseball League News: Arbitration Hearings
As players, arbitrators, and team representatives arrive for today's salary arbitration hearings, a sense of anxiety can be felt across Idiot Baseball League. Only the arbitrator, a man who will never hit a home run or pitch a no-hitter, will determine the winners and losers, while onlookers settle in for a restless night of sleep. General managers and owners can feel satisfied that, at least, when the decisions are announced tomorrow, they will have a better understanding of their financial picture heading into the offseason. | |
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