 | Friday, November 16th, 2029: Storm Troopers Ink Deal with Catcher Perry Weisinger Ending much speculation, Perry Weisinger and Imperial have agreed to a deal worth an estimated $19,680,000 over 3 years. Weisinger was pleased with the negotiations and is looking forward to playing ball with the Imperial Storm Troopers.
Weisinger is batting .277 for his career with 154 home runs, 1006 runs scored, and 759 RBI. He has socked 1674 hits in 6718 plate appearances with 225 doubles and 64 triples among his extra-base hits. |  | Friday, November 16th, 2029: Idiot Baseball League News: Free Agents file As midnight approached last night, would-be free agents across Idiot Baseball League lined up to formally file their papers, officially putting themselves on the open market. General managers across the league enter the fray today with different approaches--mortgage the franchise to snap up the stars, or simply maintain the status quo? Headlining the list of names filing for free agency are these players:
1. Maximo Palermo, 33 year-old starting pitcher 2. Perry Weisinger, 35 year-old catcher 3. Jm Maya, 33 year-old center fielder 4. Ronald Caro, 25 year-old starting pitcher 5. Ivan Tirado, 29 year-old left fielder 6. Sandy Harrah, 35 year-old starting pitcher 7. Jeremias Reyes, 30 year-old starting pitcher 8. Fernando Chaidez, 29 year-old left fielder 9. Davor Paladino, 28 year-old second baseman 10. Brad Gonzalez, 33 year-old right fielder |  | Thursday, November 15th, 2029: MR Mains Stays with Howard Beach Howard Beach announced that they have signed 33-year-old reliever Richard Mains to a 2-year, $2,820,000 agreement that will have him playing at Pittsburgh Park for the foreseeable future.
So far in his career, Mains has copped 36 saves and fashioned a 22 and 35 won-lost mark. In 418 games he has fanned 471 batters in 598 IP and logged a 4.41 ERA. | |